Wishmaster

Wishmaster is a song originally performed by Symphonic-metal band, Nightwish. Myrddin Journaux-James would cover the song under the alias of Anthony McBazooka.

Lyrics
[Intro - repeat twice] Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster

[Verse 1] Elbereth Lorien

[Verse 2] A dreamy-eyed child staring into night On a journey to storyteller's mind Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him Distant sigh from a lonely heart "I'll be with you soon, my Shalafi" Grey Havens my destiny

[Chorus - repeat twice] Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster

[Verse 3] Silvara Starbreeze

[Verse 4] Sla-Mori the one known only by Him To august realms, the sorcery within If you hear the call of arcane lore Your world shall rest on Earth no more A maiden elf calling with her cunning song "Meet me at the Inn of Last Home" Heartborne will find the way!

[Bridge] Wishmaster Crusade for Your will A child, dreamfinder The Apprentice becoming...

Trivia

 * In the opening of the song, the "Master, Apprentice" section has a list of vehicles, with a message telling the viewer that they will never unhear the misheard lyrics. These are;
 * Master is misheard as "MAZDA!" The picture features a first generation Mazda MX-5 (NA), known as the Miata.
 * Apprentice is misheard as "AVENSIS", with the picture alluding to a grey Toyota Avensis.
 * Heartborn is misheard as "HONDA", with the picture showing a white, 1997 Honda Civic EK9.
 * 7th Seeker is similarly interpreted as "SEVEN" and "SUPRA, with the picture alluding to a Caterham Seven and a Toyota Supra
 * Warrior is interpreted as "COROLLA", with the picture showing a red, 12th generation Toyota Corolla (E210) hatchback.
 * Disciple is the same as it is; the picture depicting a white, Toyota AE86 in the Tokyo Xtreme Racer Drift video game.
 * In me is interpreted as "JIMNY", the picture depicting a Suzuki Jimny.
 * Wishmaster is the same as it is but divided; the pictures depicting a Toyota Wish and a Renault Master.